I just steal them…I don’t wear them
Can’t stop fantasizing about my ex…she’s moved on and is engaged to a woman
I’ve tried many times…edibles, smoking, vaping…nothing happens
Wine drunk is the best drunk
National pancake day is always the day before Ash Wednesday
Been there…you’re better without her
Most women are mysterious to most men lol…you’ll be fine
Never been with a black woman…maybe I should try it
Flirting is one of my favorite hobbies
Flirting usually requires words and actions
I bartend at weddings…love watching couples “sneak” off to get some
It’s not like I watch them…just laugh when they think they are being sneaky