CConfessions and Chill 🚬

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I can’t call in sick ever if my boss call me cause he be like your computers at home get to work 😔

Tell him you stuck on da toilet

And that's why office working is better

I thought those were lips

Close up to burn ya 👁️ yall

I don't wanna associate my home with sad time hours

Dang I was hoping for feet

Those are pretty

Nash's fingers 🫦🤤

Tell em ya went for a barefoot walk on tha grass

💀

Yep, that’s the curse of the white collar job

Is cellulite a turn off?

Nah

Yeah like in hentai or some

Depends where

Tell ya boss your internet out

How about tha brain a lot of tha here

I’m here

I have done that before

Depends how much, but it’s very natural, not the end of the world

They pay my internet bill tho

NOC 💀 go find ya wife

Go away

You're wifey though

Oh well

Ion share not even fooood

Fr food is sacred

Das okie

Listen muppet. Just don’t pick up no phone cos ya ill . Tha how tis done.

I didn’t get my body mass by not eating

You have your chips, I have my fries, we both happy

Do t come near me food. Eva. Sharing is for L

Losers

💀💀

I need a phat burger

Phat 2 foot burger

Like ya gotta be standing up to start eating from top

Tha sounds sus.

I always eat from the top and go down on my food

What kind of burger we talking

A 2 foot phat burger

I give my food a little kiss and tell them everything is gonna be alright

Layers for days

It usu is wit food

So many turtles I just realised. Tiger feels cornered

It’s okay Tiger

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