*take pet Cthulhu back under the carpet *
*looks under furniture * if anyone seen a forgotten dark God who's appearance drives men to madness I sorta lost one he really hates going to the vet
*puts up billboard reading Joe's dishonest car insurance *
I'm will to pet real money 99% don't click its words to a song
A tale of two friends both want the last cookie so to settle it they fight each other to the death
>>> 🤔👀 did you shoot a man in Reno
Yay I'm home * explodes out of cloth and into PJs
* connects red wire to blue wire timer starts beeping quickly scampers away in my teddy beer onesie *
Ghost are just echoes of a person life energy left over nor dead not alive just a memory of life
>>> Any girls also into monster fantasy?
Yes
* lights a stick of dynamite throws it behind the couch and leaves to room*
* does a dramatic pose * nooo she dead
*swings big buster sword cutting a clean slice of cheese * making a sandwich *singing *
*swings buster blade cutting tomatoes noticing person I swing it at him pointing the big blade * wanna sandwich
Is it my imagination or are Americans extra sensitive lately like if they don't have something to be offended at they will find it
I had to listen to a American guy talk for 30mins about how a cartoon offended him 😑
No one can the xhosa people at work call him snow white because his soft as snow
I think you should specify who
