I had sex with my friend's girlfriend a few days ago as a birthday present
Thanks for the heads up about the mirror, haha
I sometimes use hunts ketchup instead of heinz
Moldy milk would have been a great name for a grudge band
I once congratulated a female friend who I hadn't seen in awhile on her pregnancy. She just gained some weight
The worst part was I did it twice in the same night
I had a few too many that night
I initially read that a s corn dogs
Would a dog who lived on a corn farm be a corn dog?
If he fathered puppies he'd be a pop corn dog
Volcano cat is going to be the next marvel movie
You damn well know that cat is coming for revenge
The cat would probably avoid the kick and you'd fall in the volcano
Was that peppermint patty?
>>> Is it about cats and volcanoes
Everything is about cats and volcanoes