Oatmeal raisin cookies are great
One of my favorite cookies
Thank god for warrantless surveillance
You mean the patriot act?
Shh your fbi agent is lurking
This is team Kodak there’s a serpent loose
They already know. And they know I know they know I know.
Are you a coffin? I been dying to get inside you
Establishment, establishment, you always know what’s best 🎶
Tito. Who is teaching you this? Was it Weewee?
If you tell a pun like that you’re asking to get pepper sprayed bro
Lmao I’m kidding Rem idk who
That reminds me. I need to buy more pepper spray
But it does sound like Donye
What happened to Barry? Have I been demoted to an npc? I’m offended along with my wife’s bf.
How was Deborah's dinner?
I'm no weatherman, but expect a few inches tonight🙈
I don’t have any confessions I’m a pretty open book lmao
Only a few inches and he is bragging
Deborah didn’t even eat anything, she left around seven for her weekly massage session with John redcorn.
Damn. I need me a john redcorn in my life
And someone to make me dinner.
Tito is saying douche dad jokes
My wife might be a cheating whore, but I can never cheat on her. Sorry rem. I doubt you’d be better than Deborah.
From outside looking in I have to agree
I just want your dinner, cuck. Chill
That word is severely offensive rem, going to tell this traumatic experience to my marriage counselor on Wednesday.
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