And his butthole will never be the same
Who you want in your van then?
And I let you out….it was a question, damn auto locks didn’t work
You wanted me in your van? Why?
You thought I was too annoying
No, you’re sweet. I must’ve got you mixed up with darkness.
Plus, you’re learning how to cook
The hell, why you trying to take me?!
Somebody has to drive at night, I can’t see anything
That’s what I was gonna abduct you for
I’m done with work, time for the airport
Oh, im a good cook to be fair
Can you make chocolate chip cookies?
Why does it say locals and darkness… is she not a local? lol
Im in my own category 💁🏼♀️
I was sad. I was going through some crappy sht and i joked around with Biker to change the room name to have my name in it. He wanted to make me happy and so he did. Biker has moved on and thats okay. Now its just a funny joke.
Someone else which is none of my business
Im happy for him none the less. He deserves happiness.
I wish to find love in a senior home one day.
In the senior home we all fam
We pass eachother around in the senior home
Don’t tell all the secrets
You already told them about my van
I think an older mature man would be better for me 😊
I’m looking for an older chubby man that can pull off playing Santa Claus 🎅
Maybe he was abducted by aliens
Could be if they have that alien probe finger like ET
