Imagine that though I'm like a little kid the hamster is stuck so all of a sudden I think the right answer is to blow the hamster out of the tube. And I blew so hard I launched it a good 3 feet into the wall
He took up flying lessons before he got his wings
If it ever gets stuck in a tube
Hamster was friend hamster was fat hamster thicc got stuck I tried to remove hamster by blowing in tube hamster flew hamster died
If hamster didn't eat so much hamster wouldn't of been launched
I still remember his big old booty thrashing around before he hit the wall looking back on it I probably just pumped 2 lungs full of air up his bum
So this is how my life as my boyfriend professional mistress is going
I wrote this on reddit btw
Lmao the funny part was when he said I "aka me pretending to be his guy friend sound white and I was like dawg I almost forgot I was black.
"Dawg I forgot I was black" had me rolling
My life could be a episode of Jerry springer
