Daily I tell young kids Santa isn't real
Sometimes I shoot my neighbors dog with a nerf gun to get it to stop barking
I like to flick my boogers on the inside door of my works bathroom
I wanna sexually harass a cat
Every girl is naughty imo
So youhave 2 cats and 2 dogs babe...?
Vaping in the gender neutral bathroom
I'm not sure what the hole is in the bathroom between stalls but it tastes funny
Hopefully it's a female cat. Feline aids
I want aids now. Magic Johnson makes it look fancy
Like to my neighbor with the barking dog I shoot with the nerf gun
My mother used to beat me with a metal clothes hanger. Then after I was born she moved to plastic
🌹 here ya go have a nice day
My gay neighbor moved out last week. I packed his shyt and told him to leave
Anyone from ohio? Not that im from ohio I just wanted to recommend moving because it sucks there