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I’m me, be you

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Imagine Santa’s workshop is actually Atlantis in an oxygenated dome at the bottom of the sea instead of of the North Pole

And his sleigh. It can create a biosphere around it to keep Santa safe between the dome and the surface

*passes joint*

I stole that idea from SpongeBob

Don’t pass me your dmt pancakes without smoking my joint first sir sheeesh

Etiquette

I’ll start your mom’s Christmas here

wtf is that?

I bro

This cow wtf

Lmao I did not register until you posted the pic lmao

Lmaooo I know where you’re going there OG 👀

Waiting

Not even close

But it’s 2024 I’ve heard stranger relationship dynamics

Question is, does he know you’re single? 💀💀

Good luck

You’re married to a set of stairs?

This just keeps unraveling more and more

I thick your plottens 😊

Is she married too? 💀

Failed well

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