MattNoHat

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Come up with better lines

Lol

Meet me at the flagpole

Open the fridge

Takin a dump rn

Didn't store enough blubber for the winter?

>>> Hello everyone ☺️ Hi

U guys make me wanna get my dual citizenship

Dual citizens (American first) get eu benefits too?

My parents are from eu country all I need to do is some paperwork

>>> Omgggg the ppl who only make breakfast food😭 I used to be like that but realized allfood is breakfast food

The suns about to come out I think

I haven't seen the sun in 3 months

Only bad part of night shift is people waking u up during the day

>>> Join a cult or some Yo I'm in a cult fr

Fluent in gibberish

If u do something really bad the other stuff won't seem like a big deal

>>> I pent my entire dinner checking out the w... That's weird imo

I sharted twice a few days ago

>>> Cos a 🕳️ exist in both genders 💀 I ain't stickin nothing in mine

I stopped taking meddies a few months ago

I'm 28 can't sleep. Used to stay up for days too

I was fit af before the meddies. 30 inch vertical

It's $3 to start, in a week it's $300

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