this reminds me of the time when i was complaining how speech to text sucks and how everyone was telling me it's better if i just type without realizing I don't have hands 😔

>>> New brother in law?Where is the old one? definitely killed theold one

murder mystery solved

oh how i wish i had a beard that majestic

mine is patchy

lemme check my passport rq

what white person have a mashallahbanner behind them 😭

HOLD ON

what if he was kidnapped by taliban and the Taliban put thay banner up and he indeed is Caucasian 🤯

is this a script to a Bollywood movie ot something?

where is carrot

did he get arrested or something

stop lurking

carrot once promised woh mujhy khana khilaye ga 😔

hai here, I'm dad

I just ordered a sandwich

and it's almost midnight

rip me

a club sandwich

lemme send a pic to momo and make her suffer

because you know, I'm evil

but the sandwich was really nice (:

>>> i just wanna post ass and mind my business... you and me both

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