Staropramen is surprisingly good
I had a whole keg of that once 🤭
He wants to show you his willy
It’s our crooked teeth and our sea shanties
I actually have straight teeth, like an African
Smash I got you confused with someone else 😭
How does that make him a nonce?
Older people are so chilled with each other
It’s so annoying that I can’t change my age yet
I didn’t even change it to begin with
Can’t they just trash their own rooms instead?
He wants to see your flange girls
Awww ): I’m looking for a partner in crime
If you see an ex in your town, the day after she blocked you for the second time, that’s weird isn’t it? Almost planned
Especially when they live miles away from you
