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Y'all wanna know a hack

If you mix 3 shots of hundred proof vodka, with 14 cup of melted frozen lemonade concentrate you can't taste the alcohol and you get extremely wasted

Down a couple of those

You'll be on the floor

12 shots will 💀

I ain't even drunk idk what's happening

WHY AM I NOT DRUNK

What's happening

I know why I'm not drunk

I ate a potato today

A big ass potato

It was a delicious potato

Wait

My fingers are going numb

YIPPEE

Huh

Ok blame stop being thirsty

It's great

Feels nice

Smep

All real bud

Ally 😭

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