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Halo

I am golden crab

The rarest of them all, not even in the fictional books

Hello golden pigeon

That’s not what my mom told me😭

Golden

Next closest species to the golden dragon

😶‍🌫️🤨why is everyone saying yellow, I don’t see it

That’s what I usually bathe in to keep my golden skin

My friend, I must love you

Very unfortunate you all can’t see the shine in me

Confusion

Well having two claws, maybe once in a while

I know a person that bought a house with a $5 scratcher

Won the jackpot

Oh wow

Panda work at gas station?

Sry I’m one of those people that tries to convince there’s a bathroom I can use when I get told there’s no public bathroom

Loll

Are you allowed to bring gun to work?

Did that a a couple times too, I like peeing😩

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Finally unbanned

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