Did you have to move your stuff by boat?
29 F MO. Looking to date in real life. No hook ups and too old for games
Haha luckily I could find dry land
Yeah. Everything is soggy out there.
Didn’t move far I assume?
Not super far, but moved to be closer to my kids school, so a few towns away
Oops, you're in a Missouri chat so I'm guessing a lot
all i said was 👋 stepmom 🤔
Just messing with you swerve
We need swerve to do a rain-stop dance 🕺
That’s awesome kids grow up soooo fast
I really am the problem🥲💔
What are you talking about
St. Louis weather has got me bummed out. I need to go fishing again already
But then I'll smell fishy and you already told me how much that offends you
Despite you calling yourself a dead fish
>>> Who wanna have fun with me and my girl
Card game or board game?
As long as it’s not Monopoly. You seem like a table flipper
If I'm losing I might accidently fall on the table but I'd never flip it
Never play chess with me. I'll eat the pieces when you're not looking
Who stops looking at a chess board while playing?
More importantly… why would anyone eat them??
1: I distract them with a well timed explosive planted in the other room
things happen when you’re hungry and don’t grab a snickers
Just be careful. Grabbed a dudes finger instead of a chess piece once and now I'm banned from Russian tournaments
Also I'm wanted for assault and blatant cannibalism, but it's mostly the chess thing I'm upset a out
Ummm you’re telling on yourself a little too much there
^ different girl every day fr
My girlfriend is in Missouri with the army
>>> What is peeps?
Where have you been?
>>> Leonardwood
I figured as much
I invite you to a chatroom 'amputated n cancer bishes 🦾🦿🏥': https:chat.antiland.comSpEfU6Edgb
Haven’t heard of Leonardwood. Where Is that?
Ugh fine I’ll look it up lol
I’ve only heard of Whiteman
It's between Springfield and Rolla but closer to rolla
Im trying to but my family is stealing my money
Ur 21 and they are stealing ur money 😂😂
Same story, different day
