>>> Baji rao Mastani
Baji mastani 😐 ye to anti qi qisi fake id se naam churaya hoga sanjay leila bansali ne
>>> Titanic toh ek ship hai movie thori
Movie bhi hai 😐 ab to HD me bhi mil jaati hai
>>> Aaj mere cousin ne bhi white pehna tha
Adhi awaam yahan bina mundi qe hai 😐 apka cousin bhi bina mundi qa insan hai to wo yehi hoga
Haan yahan qisi qi shakal nahi hai 😐 na kisi qa muu hai
Lagta hai bhai qo qabz hui hai 😐 tabhi aysi veins nikal rahi hain magar masla hal nahi ho raha
>>> Sari raat bachi samjh kr baat hoti rahi ak...
Dil qe armaa naaliyo me beh gaye 🎶🎶
Hum fake id qe pm me 2 ghanta reh gaye 🎶🎶
Jis jis qe pas white shirt hai wo nikal lo 😐 or phenk do agar thodi bhi ghairat baaqi hai magar is white day waly cringe me participate na karo
Me bhi 1 din icecream khauga or uski 100 pice le qar rakh lu ga different angle se 😐 roz 1 pic upload kiya karuga phir
Lo g sharu saturday aagya hai or me bhi agya hu 😐 ab ye ap pe hai ap ne kis tarha bore karna hai mujhe
Mera qoi sunday nahi hai 😐 meine kal bhi jana hai office
Hijabi princess naam acha rakha hai 😐 hijab qe andar se fake id pehchanna mushkil ho sakta hai logo qe liye
Alhumduillah zulfi mast mahool neery neery kool kool 😐 ap kese ho?
Muh hi aysa hogya hai 2 saal se yahan yehi muh bana raha hu 😐
Lassi peeni hai 😐 dahi khatta aa raha hai market me or ghar pe 2 din se dahi theek nahi jam raha
Pta nahi ye mosam qi begairti hai 😐 ya qoi issue to hai
Usko achi tarha blanket me daal qar full packo pack qar qe rakhta hu me kitchen me 😐
Shayad kitchen kahi se leak hai 😐 tabhi us me hawa jaa rahi hai or dahi nahi theek ban raha
Harami night shift upar se bahar broast qe ilawa kuch nahi mil raha 😐
Aur aaoge, kaise aaoge,
Teri meri kya ye raahain yun judi hain.. 🎶
Aur raahon me bhi jo tum aaye kabhi,
Hum toh pyaar se hi mar jayen gy.. 🎶
