I’m assuming you mean a macaw or something small, like your brain.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you drive a truck with a lift kit and drink Mountain Dew, don’t you?
Didn’t need to hear about your sex life, Jesus
I’m surprised you can even count that high
I bet you’re as a attractive as the monster from the goonies, minus the charm
Have a confession: went shopping with my cousin and got some water melons. Said “dang, those are nice melons” next thing I know, my grandma slaps me across the face and says “you don’t talk to your cousin like that!” Haven’t spoken to my grandma for a week.
Same, i was burned by a money hungry fool of an ex and I’ve been enjoying single life. Love hurts, like the song.
Give things time, best advice I can give.
Confession: I love the scooby doo animated movies from the early 2000’s. scooby doo on zombie island is my personal favourite.
I have a legitimately nasty confession, if anyone wants to hear it. It’s really gross, just lmk
Have a confession: got a girl to go on a date with me by doing a obi-wan kenobi impersonation, think I may have been an Englishman in a past life lol.
I have a kink confession, said it here a few times so dm if you wanna hear it
