I own a musket for home defense, since thatโs what the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. โWhat the devil?โ As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky Rifle. Blow a golf ball size hole through the first man. Heโs dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because itโs smoothbore and kills the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. โTally ho, Lads!โ The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast.
๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐ stupid lady put broccoli ๐ฅฆ on my plate๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐ฅฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พI'll show you who loves vegetables ๐พ๐พ๐พ fvcking turn you into one๐พ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐ ๐ ๐
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Beautiful Jamaican woman ๐