Matt

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That’s crazy I eat prawn crackers 3 days after I have a Chinese if they’re stillthere

Better than fresh ngl

Bro I swear I just spent half an hour in the shower just standing there was so good

Hey

Try harder witty

Back to work tomorrow guys

My gf has the flue, was looking forward to tonight too

Gutted

Now I have to wait till TUESDAY

Well done 👏

Wit

Are you language checking me

Awww wait is that where girls do the wee bow thing

Thought you were correcting me with a fancier word to say well done 😆

What film is it?

That’s criminal

No guys going to want to look at you the wrong way after seeing the nick of that saysage

Sausage*

Got those crazy eyes

Absolutely knackered

Scottish?

Bored girls dm me

Anyone in Scotland

Scottish

Bored girls dm me 🤤