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Hmm sounds like the definition of stalking 🤔

Cherry you packing heat?

I’d rather die

I can’t sleep 😒. Hola Olive 🫶🏻

Just go to turkey and get a transplant.

Be glad you don’t have to wax

Is that your Texan Spanish accent?

Nah, maybe some Xanax

Haha turded….duty

So turded you did it twice

Mi hijo 🫂

Yeah..idk.

Duh, explains who you stanky

Why*

Who is lobster?

Make sure it’s food grade CO2. 👍🏻

Is she hot? You gonna bring a nanny into your marital home? Tsk tsk

…totally joking. 🙃

Yeah he’s just got ..A-ton of wiener. 😂 ….sorry for the naughty play on words rem. I have the feed the circus.

Hmm…no

Yup

Monday i guess

Huh ruddy ?

Let’s go ruddy, first beer is on me 😆

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