He’s crazy I should’ve warned you😬

You should’ve tbh💀

But what fun would that be? 😌

Dirty instigating dawg

I’m not sorry 🤭

We’re still gonna lock and key in 3 months don’t worry

Good luck doing that with chopped arms and legs

I can build prosthetics🙄

Better do it preventively

Lmaooo very determined 😌

Persistence is my best attribute😏

I’ll then persist in chopping you to bits

I see I have my work cut out for me🫵🏻

❤️ 2

I’m an amazing guy what can I say

🥤🍿

She definitely loves seeing my jealous creepy side

Not true, it’s just an hobby!