At start months if your lucky I’ll gift you a diamond

Luck evades me so that’s not gonna be me

Who?

You duh

Thank you wife. Lets see if we’re still married or not

As your lawyer lemme comfort you til you move on with me

Smooth

Ohh i forgot to tell you im smooth too so be careful dont be fall in love note thst

I never fall in love at first sight. It takes many insights to the person’s soul. 🙂‍↕️

Well im so open you can even see and touch it 🌚 my soul

I’ll investigate when I am off work.

Its like onion. Have to peel

Im smooth too, i just dont turn it on now

What if you turn it on what gonna happen?

Come closer and find out

If i do that i might be.....fooling myself

Hahaha. Let see in the future

Why waiting for future when im here your present 👀

Thank you. Youre the best lawyer ever

Now you have a divorce lawyer at your finger tips.

Lucky me