Can I be of any more service to you?
What your life like, shark stripper?
It is fun, it has its down side but mainly fun
Can I ask u some questions about ur wedding day?
Oh for some reason I can’t dm u, I guess if u want to know you will have to shoot me a dm
Don’t be shy now, shark boy. say it in front of the divorce class
What did u wear under you wedding dress
It’s funny, I actually don’t recall what I wore. Hm i like to repress that memory anyway
Shall I ask more questions in front of the class?
Of course you do, are you even divorced, shark boy?
When was your last big O???
I am divorced, only lasted a year my job made it impossible to stay married
Men and their jobs, at some point yall need love you know
Well maybe but right now stripping is more fun
Ohh real life stripper, was thinking about ordering for my 25th bday
Yep I’m a real life stripper
Was it just a 1 on 1 with you or you and ur friends?
That’s the plan, nothing official
How far u want him to go?
Shark boy, drink some water and take a nap.
U never answered my question
Whisky is mostly water so yes
Sharks can’t survive on whiskey
This one seems to be doing fine
Tell me did your wife know you were a stripper?
I was not a stripper when we met, then one of her friends was getting married and she offered me as the stripper as a bit of fun as I have a large …..
She ended up getting drunk and suggested I do a lot of things which she was not happy about when she sobered up
All her friends loved me and tried me
So she got rid of me and kept her friends
Wish you well, shark boy. I’m going to sleep. Any females dm me to talk abt you. Goodnight
I can’t believe ur leaving me
You get the juicy gossip and run off
No fool, talk about divorce. Again, drink water
Talking about mr sounds like more fun
ladies what did you wear under your wedding dress?? DM’s open
