Good morning if it’s still morning for you 😊
Good day to you, as I've no idea what time zone you're in.
You’re welcome. I’m in central time.
Divorced, mom of two from Missouri
m is for her mammary glands upon which i suckled hungrily
o is for the ovary from which I traveled when I was a mere egg
t is for the Twin tan turtleneck tunics we wore to the Toni Tennille tribute at the Tip Top Tower in Teaneck
h is for the Herculean strength from which she pushed me from her womb
e is for the ectoplasm that mom lovingly wiped from my tiny newborn body
r is for the relish that dropped from mother’s hotdog on to her tan turtleneck tunic that she wore to the Toni Tennille tribute at the Tip Top Tower in Teaneck
B is for Big Booty Bishes
>>> Need therapy lol
I'm sure everyone here does 😂