Or is it because he would stop calling you ho ho ho!🎅🏻
It is because he visited other ho ho hos lol
I knew he was a hypocrite!
Is today your birthday, frog?
I mean happy birthday, buddy!!🤗 lol
You qualify for AARP yet?
Soon, you’ll be in cool kids club
Anyone wanna play 21Q with meeee
don’t mind her.. she’s socially awkward
Shush messy! 🤫 let him figure it out on his own 🙄
I was working my way to his toes 😞
if he shows toes you gotta put out a 🌹
You’ve been here before?👀
Pff I was going to offer a diamond
I just gassed myself out of bed 😭
Valid motivational technique
Frog, are your toes hairy?
pay up moo I bet you wouldn’t last a week
I’m filing a complaint when Jaded comes in lol
