Slipped on the stairs broken my big toe sprained and badly bruised my foot oh and my right arse cheek is bruised to he’ll
Be less clumsy
You could fall and knock a tooth out
🤭 oh wait 😭😭 when do the new gnashers comes
Well that wouldn’t happen not even been measured for them yet
Looks like a fudging marshmallow
Kel! that looks horrendous 🫣
That’s pretty savage Kel. Shouldn’t it be in a cast?
Never mind I read back, it’s just sprained
That other bruise is on my arse lol
I’ve got my foot in a boot
Goose fat accident. Pulled out the wire rack in the oven. The pan of goose fat slid straight off.
Roast pork and roast potatoes didn’t happen.
Ended up with subway wrap at the hosp at 9pm
And the roast on Monday
Well that was a bit silly u plonked
No! It’s a nursing home bed
Well my hospital is useless
My foot is actually broken not just my big toe
Foot fractures are more difficult to spot
Jay they didn’t even re xray it’s not a fracture it’s a bad break and showed on the first one
You’re permanently injured
I’m signed of sick now for an extra week
