I told my psychiatrist that I was hallucinating. He told me that I dont have a psychiatrist...
I found out that friends can be a lot like snow... if you pee on them they disappear....
lol not all friends. π
Lol, for the sake of the joke in the dad joke room, yes they do π
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
What do you call a ghost bee?
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
>>> Not screaming and yelling like the passeng...
A golden oldie.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle??
Hola, cΓ³mo estΓ‘n? Todos hablan ingles?
How are women like dog poop
The older they get the easier they are to pick up π
Saying hi repeatedly to an empty room is like conversation death of a 1000 cuts..
At least leave a joke behind in this room π
Good morning afternoon peeps
young girls wanna have fun with older text me
I wanted to learn about sodium at university but then I thought, 'Na'...
>>> 55yo dad here
Hi daddy
