Its 2025 the cow can identify as whatever it wants
I identify myself as Jargz
I wonder how fast it can go
π€£π€£π€£ he's not an alligator anymore
I make a point of saying that every single time I talk to him
You might identify as him but you're not him ππ€£
Iβm saving up for a crocodile avi
Youβre not fooling us pig
In 2011 a cow identified as a horse for show jumping... strange things happen
Udderly interesting story
Equestrian scandal of 2011
The horse let the cow win
Maybe the horse had enough
Hi, wanna chat with a fun, interesting older man, 59?
If you were a cow and you had an opportunity to be a horse
Horses are treated like pets and prized animals
Cows are definitely not in the same league
You can threaten them to make them go faster
Wtf is wrong with the dolphin
Tell them things like βif you donβt win this race Iβm gonna turn you into glueβ
Itβs no wonder that cows have been getting Tesco to do hits on horses for burgers π
Horses are elite athletes and war animals. Cows stink and are food
He ordered an industrial grade adhesive from a building supply store and sniffed it all in one go I think