Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me
Actually Lilly is probably real
She has completely ignored me. That’s what real girls always do
Get that out of a classroom box of valentines?
What’s up y’all
Hmu if you’re from around Portland OR
Let’s chat 👩🏻🥰👋
Who knows how to unclog a coffee maker?
Sorry I don’t drink the stuff
But you’re mechanically minded
I thought you said you took a class
What is your morning drink of choice?
Hmm 🤔 I’ve been warned about people like you
Spending all night at the milk bar and then coming home for more 🥛
Don’t drink milk and drive
Whole milk is too thin for me. I drink heavy cream straight
>>> Whole milk is too thin for me. I drink hea...
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life is short, enjoy heavy cream!
heavy cream for all, come on over
