🌄🎂🎉мəow'ѕ вday ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ🎉🎂

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>>> It’s your bf’s banana company? Its BBC

Boyfriends banana company

Oh 🤦‍♀️

yeah

that’s meow for ya

i love bananas he just always tryna shove them down my throat

That’s men for ya lol

>>> i love bananas he just always tryna shove ... It's just a banana🍌

Hey. Hey. Hey. Not all men. 🤣

*most men*😂

Debatable lol

Bites alll

Don’t bite me I’ll flick you in the forehead

If is debatable lol.

i want fries so bad

Shaves sheep🐑

Banana fries🍟

just fries

guys me is such a bad lair

Why

I lied this morning

Shaves sheep🐑 again*

I shall repent

Are you trying to make me bald lmao

Father forgive him for he hath sinned 🧎‍♀️

You'll be shoved 🍌for yo sins

why you lie

I no lie

you you do

Steals kay cigarette

it’s a blunt

He’s a little slow

It's cigarette

🤦‍♀️

Steals kay cigarette n runs

gm rascals and rapscallions ☕️ holla if your booty thiccer than the skull of the average anti user 👀

Finally swerve did it

gm friends and frenemies ☕️ happy sunday make them thighs clap louder than your alarm clock!!

morning 👋🏼

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