I make everything up, I've been locked in a room for the last 3 years
I'm such a boring person I get my thrills from drinking bottles of pear juice
Pear juice is loaded with natural fibre
The truth is. The only real prison is being lied to by your mother for 20 years
Is this why you have no friends
Yurp your not supposed to reveal that I have you down there
So crack a bottle,
let your body waddle,
don't act like a snobby model,
you just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh uh-oh,
b1tch3s hoppin' in my Tahoe,
got one riding shotgun,
and no not one of 'em got clothes.
You’ve been where? With who?
Mmmm. For real? Oh really? That's how you feel?
Your a fun drunk I like this
wish I could get a boatload of karma somehow
