✋🏻 that’s enough from u meatboat
I just stubbed my toe and I blame u 🫵
I'm sorry I'll stop bullying you
ur the iceberg that sank the titanic 😔
thanku for acknowledging my blokedom
I confess I wish I could switch from this universe to an alternative one so I could ask this guy some questions and get the answers, then go back to my own reality and then I’d just know without engaging…
He could be a different guy in a different universe
u didn’t consider the quantum possibilities of your own far fetched confession
My girlfriend asked if she could sleep with another man for her birthday
Especially if she has a guy already in mind 😅
Imo unless you are a open relationship, no need to sleep with others
Hahaa i would be like cool ya single now go sleep whoever you want 🤣
In another life I would be your girl
If she gets a pass then you do too bro
But some fantasy should stay as fantasy
My fantasy is eating all the crappy fake food out there and not gaining a single ounce of fat
Facts. Thats everyone’s fantasy.
What's the most people you've been with in one day
Ngl that's my reality I seem to eat whatever I want and not put weight on 😬
But then again pretty active so that helps 😅
I just realized I need a keyboard with those little feet
