Not taking care of yourself.
Any freaky ladies like to chat
Great pic and such a classy tease
That’s a rather large bush ya got there…
Damn. That's kinda true though.
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realized grime doesn’t pay.
Bro. Shoulda switched jobs. Retirement grime REALLY doesn't pay.
Dad joke of the day:
The sexiest people tend to be runners. They’re quite at-track-tive.
Dad joke of the day:
Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection.
Dad joke of the day:
Did you hear about the quarry that went out of business?
They hit rock bottom
Dad joke of the day:
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars!
>>> Dad joke of the day:How was Rome split in ...
This one might be my fav.
Heh, I have a whole year of um planned, so your fav may change over time 😜
Tired of being a godd person 😒
It’s not very nice to tell someone to take their skin off! 😩
Dad joke of the day:
The lady at the bank helping me has a big stain on her shirt, should I teller?
Dad joke of the day:
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
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