What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtray, crisis loan, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, Strongbow dark fruits, self-diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for tea, Tesco value ham, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci till next Thursday is going on here?