MMilitary Gulag

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T Rex hates push-ups

So do I

Me too

But I'm also a t rex

i do planks

I’m just lazy

>>> I’m just lazy Agreed

dam

Us old injured folks just don't have it in them

I just can’t be damned. Used to workout all the time and I was still chunky

i'm planning to go all in

even juice

Id rather be fat and happy then ripped and miserable

Nah i wont be miserable

Quite the opposite

Becuz

Muscles

And abs

I like food too much

I had an 8 pac in the army and it was pretty over rated

food is good

i like my shrimp tacos

I like all food

i like you

nope

what i wanna do is shave your head

cuz you're too happy and i don't like it

>>> 88m here Oh

>>> Hi What you want bird

I can’t afford retirement so I’m hoping to shut down early, just gotta outlive the cats

>>> I can’t afford retirement so I’m hoping to... I'm ok with not retiring as long as the people i don't like get to be sad that my 401k is still better than theirs

😎

I don’t even know what that is, we don’t have those here

Sad

Perhaps

>>> Perhaps Mishap

>>> someone over 35 to talk to, but I DON'T wa... You gonna be waiting a while

Lol

She wants unfun

Think that’s what my mom called her pregnancy with me

Yup

>>> Hi Yo

Bruh last day of conferences

Im so happy

Why lol

Nice

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