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Oatmeal raisin cookies are great

Titerino

One of my favorite cookies

Hi cherryy!

Thank god for warrantless surveillance

Remm

You mean the patriot act?

I mean what.

Shh your fbi agent is lurking

Whatever. Fuq that guy

This is team Kodak there’s a serpent loose

They already know. And they know I know they know I know.

Are you a coffin? I been dying to get inside you

Establishment, establishment, you always know what’s best 🎶

Oh he’s a comedian now

Tito. Who is teaching you this? Was it Weewee?

You su welo

It was Donye

If you tell a pun like that you’re asking to get pepper sprayed bro

Fuqin J.

Lmao I’m kidding Rem idk who

That reminds me. I need to buy more pepper spray

Thanks sus squid.

But it does sound like Donye

It does at that

Youtube rem!

Smh

Damn internet

What happened to Barry? Have I been demoted to an npc? I’m offended along with my wife’s bf.

How was Deborah's dinner?

I'm no weatherman, but expect a few inches tonight🙈

Ok ill shut

Okay pal

I don’t have any confessions I’m a pretty open book lmao

Only a few inches and he is bragging

Deborah didn’t even eat anything, she left around seven for her weekly massage session with John redcorn.

Damn. I need me a john redcorn in my life

FLAG ON THE PLAY

And someone to make me dinner.

Cuz this is pitiful.

Tito is saying douche dad jokes

My wife might be a cheating whore, but I can never cheat on her. Sorry rem. I doubt you’d be better than Deborah.

From outside looking in I have to agree

I just want your dinner, cuck. Chill

Not your dk.

Eyana😮‍💨

Yeth?

That word is severely offensive rem, going to tell this traumatic experience to my marriage counselor on Wednesday.

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