You’d 2000: The Ultimate Time Traveller’s Guide to the Future of dating

Let’s be real: if you’d said you were prophesying the dating landscape of 2000 when we were still figuring out how to unplug our video game consoles without losing progress, we’d have laughed. But fast forward to now, and here we are, with swipes, clicks, and emojis defining our social interactions. So, what would the year 2000 think of modern dating?

The Rise of Avatars: Where’s My Tamagotchi?

Remember when you used to care for a pixelated creature? Well, imagine this: instead of a Tamagotchi, you have your unique avatar online. That’s right! In 2023, you’re not just a face in the crowd; you’re an adorable artistic representation of an animal, an insect, or even a mythical creature. Talk about leveling up from pet care to avatar admiration!

People can’t stop gushing over their avatars, taking selfies with them, and sharing them with friends. If your avatar can’t keep up with your social life, it’s time for an upgrade! Because, let’s face it, in the digital age, who wouldn’t want to date a unicorn?

Clubs Over Clubs: No More Lonely Hearts

Back in 2000, dating was all about those awkward bar encounters or being set up by that one friend who thinks they know you too well (spoiler: they don’t). Fast forward to the present, and we have over 100,000 Clubs (chat rooms) tailored to interests, age, gender, and nationality. This is like having a buffet where everyone brings their plus-one (or more!) to the party.

Feeling artsy? Join an art club. Into conspiracy theories? There’s a club for that too! With so many options, the only thing missing is a “Best Dressed Avatar” award. But don’t worry, you’d definitely win that one with your sparkly dragon outfit!

Karma, Not Drama: A New Era of Connection

Forget about ghosting and benching; in 2023, it’s all about karma. Instead of manipulating your way through the dating scene, you’re rewarded for being a good egg (or a delightful dragon). If you’d 2000 knew what karma meant, they’d probably think it was just a fancy word for getting payback.

Now, kindness is cool, and you can connect with like-minded souls who appreciate a good joke and an even better avatar. The drama? It’s left for reality TV; here, we’re only interested in meaningful connections.

flirting 2.0: Emoji Dilemmas and Meme Wars

Gone are the days of cheesy pick-up lines that leave you cringing. Instead, we’ve got a whole new language: emojis and memes. If you’d only communicated with textual passion back in 2000, you’d be utterly lost now.

Flirting is now an art form, where every emoji speaks louder than words. You’d better learn how to interpret the subtle shifts between a wink and a duck face if you want to survive in this competitive world! After all, nothing says “I’m interested” like a perfectly timed meme that captures your feelings better than you can.

Conclusion: Are You Ready for 2000?

So, would 2000 be jealous of how we’re navigating our love lives today? You bet! With avatars, clubs, karma, and a new language of emojis, we’ve transformed the way we connect with one another. If you’d 2000 could step into our shoes (or should I say, our dragon feet?), they’d be amazed at the endless possibilities that await!

Are you ready to be a part of this magical journey? Dust off that old time machine, hop aboard, and let’s embrace the future of dating together!

• Megan Brooks, Blog Writer, AntiLand Team