The Hilarious Guide to Christian dating: Finding Love Without the Guilt!

Let’s face it, Christian dating can sometimes feel like participating in a holy version of the Hunger Games. You’re armed with your faith, a sprinkle of hope, and a dash of anxiety as you venture into the uncharted territory of love. But fear not! This guide will help you navigate the choppy waters of Christian dating with a smile (and maybe a snicker) along the way.

1. The Bible Says, "He Who Finds a Wife Finds a Good Thing"

But where do you find her? If the only place you’ve been looking is church, it might be time to branch out. Sure, Sunday service is great for worship, but if you’re sitting next to someone who is only interested in raising their hands during praise and worship (and refusing to make eye contact), it’s time to change your strategy.

Why not try an anonymous chat app? Trust me, it’s like the Tinder of Christian dating, minus the swiping shame. You can connect with fellow believers who are looking for love too—without the fear of running into your ex or the deacon.

2. Pray, but Don’t Overdo It

Let’s be real: praying for the perfect partner while doing nothing is a bit like ordering a pizza and expecting it to magically appear. You might want to mix a little action in with those prayers. Join a Christian dating site, go to singles events, or try your luck at a coffee shop (bonus points if they serve your favorite brew!).

But don’t worry about the awkwardness! If things go south, you can just blame it on God’s will.

3. Profile Pictures: Godly or Just Plain Good?

We all know that a picture is worth a thousand words, or in the dating world, a thousand likes. Your profile picture should reflect the best version of yourself—preferably one that doesn’t involve your college years of questionable hairstyles. A good rule of thumb? If your photo looks like it came straight out of a 2005 MySpace page, it’s time for a refresh.

And here’s a fun twist: why not use an adorable avatar? You’ll make an impression and look uniquely you, minus the awkward selfies.

4. flirting – The Christian Way

Flirting is an art form, and in the Christian dating world, it’s all about balance. You want to show interest without coming off as a total Casanova. How about complimenting their faith or asking about their favorite scripture? That’ll surely get their attention! But remember, tread lightly. You don’t want to be labeled the “overly enthusiastic believer” who scares people off with unsolicited verses.

5. The First Date: Leave the Bible Study for Another Day

So, you’ve matched with someone who’s cute, godly, and has great taste in coffee. What’s next? For the first date, it might be best to leave the Bible study at home. Instead, opt for something casual where you can both relax and see if there’s chemistry. After all, it’s a date, not an audition for a role in the next C.S. Lewis film.

But if you do end up talking about faith, make sure it’s more about sharing experiences rather than preaching. Nobody wants to feel like they signed up for a sermon instead of some flirtatious banter.

6. When It’s Time to Break Up… Gracefully

Okay, so you’ve been dating for a while and it’s just not working out. Maybe you can’t see eye to eye on the importance of picking a church, or perhaps they think it’s okay to use a digital Bible during service (the horror!). Whatever the reason, breaking up gracefully is key.

Simply let them know that you think you’re better off as friends and remind them that God has someone special for them out there. And if they don’t take it well, just remind them that even Job had to go through some tough times before everything turned around!

Conclusion: Keep the Faith and Keep Dating!

Christian dating might sometimes feel like a rollercoaster ride through a holy amusement park, but it can be rewarding! Keep your faith, your sense of humor, and your options wide open. Who knows? Your future partner could be just a chat away, and you might even find love while sharing your testimonies and laughing at life together!

Happy dating!

Written by Charlotte Taylor, Blog Writer, AntiLand Team