Unlocking the Secrets: How Adults Learn Like Procrastinators on Steroids

Hey there, fellow life-long learners! Are you tired of being labeled as a procrastinator? Or do you simply want to figure out how to adult without actually having to become an adult? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a hilarious journey into the world of how adults learn. Spoiler alert: it’s not as progressive as you might think!

Learning Styles: Choose Your Fighter!

Did you know that adults have learning styles just like Pokémon? No? Well, let’s break it down.

1. Visual Learners – You know, the types who are always doodling in the corners of their notebooks while pretending to pay attention in class. They need to see things to get them, much like how you need to see that cute avatar on AntiLand before swiping right.

2. Auditory Learners – These are the folks who learn by listening. They love podcasts, audiobooks, and the sweet sound of their own voice. (Spoiler alert: they often don’t shut up! 😂)

3. Kinesthetic Learners – The ‘hands-on’ types who need to get their hands dirty. Whether it’s baking cookies or reassembling a broken IKEA chair, these folks learn best by doing. Just like finding love in the wild world of dating apps, sometimes you gotta get your hands a little dirty.

Motivation: The Drug of Choice

Ah, motivation—the magic elixir that makes adults actually want to learn. But let’s be real, it can be as elusive as a reliable Wi-Fi signal in a coffee shop.

• Intrinsically Motivated: These are the overachievers who want to better themselves, usually after a massive life crisis. You know, the kind who decides to learn Mandarin because they had a bizarre dream involving a panda.

• Extrinsically Motivated: Now, these are the ones who only learn when there’s a shiny object dangling in front of them, like a promotion or a fancy new title. The same way we might flirt with someone in a chat room just to get a little attention!

The Struggle is Real: Adult Learning Challenges

Let’s face it, learning as an adult is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Here are some challenges:

• Time Constraints: Between work, family, and casual scrolling through AntiLand, who has the time?
• Fear of Failure: As adults, we tend to shy away from failure. But here's the secret: failing is just a step on the journey to learning. Need proof? Just look at that time you tried to impress someone on a dating app but ended up sending them a meme meant for your best friend.
• Technology Overload: With every new app promising to teach you something, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. But fear not! Learning is as simple as finding your tribe in the right chat room.

So How Can Adults Learn?

If you’re ready to ditch the excuses and channel your inner student, here are some top tips:

1. Be Curious: Follow the rabbit hole. What sparked your interest last week?
2. Find Your People: Like finding love in a crowded room, learning is easier with a buddy. Join clubs (shoutout to AntiLand’s 100,000+ clubs!) to engage with others.
3. Gamify Your Learning: Make it fun! Turn learning into a game. Trust me, adulting is way better when you can earn points for every chapter you finish.

In conclusion, adult learning doesn’t have to be a chore. It can be just as fun as browsing through a dating app, making connections, and maybe even finding that special someone. So go on, embrace the chaos of learning as an adult. Who knows what amazing things you’ll discover?

Cheers to adulting and learning like a pro!

- Abigail Wright, Blog Writer, AntiLand Team