How to Sell Your TV: A Guide to Selling Your Screen Companion

So, you’ve decided to part ways with your favorite TV? Maybe you’ve upgraded to that fancy new OLED model that's thinner than your ex’s excuses or maybe you’re just ready to embrace the minimalist lifestyle. Either way, it’s time to sell your TV and cash in on those pixels! Here’s how to make that happen, with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of spice.

Step 1: Clean the Dust Off Your Screen

Before you put that TV up for sale, give it a good cleaning. Nobody wants to buy a television that looks like it’s been through a desert storm. Wipe down the screen with a microfiber cloth, you know, the one you’ve been neglecting since your last cleaning spree (don’t worry, we won’t tell your mom).

Step 2: Gather Your Accessories

You know that remote you thought was a lost cause? Dig it out! Collect all the accessories that came with the TV, including the stand, cables, and any fancy gadgets. Having everything in one place will make potential buyers feel like they’re getting a complete package, and we all know how much people love a good bonus.

Step 3: Take Stunning Photos

Show off your TV like it’s a top model at Fashion Week. Capture it from various angles, in good lighting (natural light is your best friend), and with a backdrop that doesn’t look like a tornado hit your living room. If you’re feeling adventurous, throw in some creative shots — like your TV surrounded by popcorn or sitting on a throne made of cushions. Bonus points for creativity!

Step 4: Pick the Right Platform to Sell TV

Now that your TV is looking fabulous and all dressed up, where should you sell it? Here are some popular platforms:

• eBay: A classic choice, it allows for auctions and fixed-price listings. Just make sure you’re prepared for a bidding war!
• Facebook Marketplace: This one’s great for local sales and connecting with buyers in your community. Plus, it’s a nice way to meet new people – just don’t forget to check their profile for signs of life.
• Craigslist: The wild west of online sales. Be prepared for the occasional weird encounter (seriously, always meet in public!).
• OfferUp: This app is all about local buying and selling. Snap a pic, set your price, and let the offers roll in!

Step 5: Set a Competitive Price

Ever tried to sell a TV for the price of a small car? Spoiler alert: it doesn't work. Research similar TVs to see what they’re listed for and set a competitive price. If you’re feeling generous, consider a slight discount — everyone loves a good deal. Just don’t go too low; your TV deserves better than being sold for the price of a cup of coffee!

Step 6: Be Ready to Negotiate

Get ready to channel your inner salesman! When potential buyers come knocking, they will almost certainly want to negotiate. So, have your best poker face on and be prepared to haggle. Remember, it’s not personal; it’s just business (and maybe a little fun).

Step 7: Say Goodbye

When the deal is done and the cash is in your hand, it’s time to say goodbye to your trusty screen companion. Don’t forget to give it a farewell pat — after all, it’s been there through all those binge-watching marathons and awkward moments of scrolling through old photos.

So there you have it! Follow these steps and you’ll be well on your way to selling your TV faster than you can say, "I’ll just watch it on my phone!" Happy selling!

Cassandra Daniels,
Blog Writer, AntiLand Team