How to Go on a Date Without Losing Your Mind (or Dignity!)

So you’ve finally found someone you’d like to get to know better, and you’re thinking, “It’s time to go on a date!” But wait! Before you toss on your best outfit and grab a bouquet of wildflowers, let’s take a moment to consider the prerequisites of this potentially awkward yet exhilarating adventure.

1. Choose a Fun Venue – Not Your Ex’s Favorite Place

Let’s face it; nothing sucks the romance out of a date faster than revisiting the scene of a previous relationship disaster. Choose a venue that sparks joy – a quirky café, a vibrant bowling alley, or even a quaint bookstore where you can pretend to be intellectuals while secretly Googling each other’s most embarrassing moments.

2. Dress to Impress (Yourself)

Forget about what your date might think of you! The key to confidence is to wear something that makes you feel like a superstar! Whether that’s a sharp suit, a funky dress, or your favorite superhero t-shirt, make sure you shine like the fabulous creature you are. Remember, confidence is sexy!

3. Break the Ice (Without Melting)

You know that awkward silence when you sit down? Yeah, let’s avoid that by having a few conversation starters up your sleeve. Here are some gems:

• “If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? (And why is it Spider-Man?)”
• “What’s your most bizarre hidden talent?”
• “If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, would it be pizza or tacos?”

4. Keep the Phone Away (Seriously)

We get it, your phone is an extension of your person, but scrolling through your Instagram feed during a date can send the wrong message. Plus, you might miss that charming twinkle in their eye when they talk about their obsession with collecting rubber ducks. Trust us, it’s a wacky world out there, and you don’t want to miss it!

5. Be Yourself (Even If You're a Little Weird)

Everyone has their quirks. You might love singing in the shower or have an irrational fear of squirrels. Embrace that! The right person will find your weirdness charming, and if they don't, well, their loss!

6. Laugh It Off

Did you accidentally spill your drink all over yourself? Instead of hiding under the table, laugh! Humor is a wonderful way to break tension and build connection. And who knows? Your date might find you even more endearing when you turn a mishap into a hilarious story.

7. End on a Good Note

At the end of your date, don’t forget to express your feelings. If you had a great time, let them know! A simple, “I had a wonderful time. Can we do this again?” goes a long way. If your date didn’t light your fire, you can still be polite and express gratitude. Just don’t ghost them, okay? We are not fans of that!

Conclusion

Going on a date can be one of the most thrilling experiences of your life… or it can be a train wreck of epic proportions. But with the right mindset, a sprinkle of humor, and a willingness to connect, you can ensure that your next outing will be a memorable one! Grab your favorite avatar from AntiLand, and get ready to take a plunge into the dating world!

Now, go on a date, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Olivia Parker
Blog Writer, AntiLand Team