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Gits: The Quirky Characters of Online dating

So, you’ve finally decided to dive into the wild world of online dating. You’re ready to swipe right, chat up a storm, and maybe even find your soulmate. But let’s be real – the digital dating scene is full of gits. And no, I’m not talking about those lovable little creatures from the magical realm of fantasy. I’m talking about people who make you question humanity itself as you scroll through their profiles.

What Are Gits?

In the realm of dating apps, a git is someone who embodies the most baffling quirks and tendencies. They’re the ones who leave you scratching your head, wondering if you accidentally walked into a circus instead of an app designed to help you find love. Gits come in many forms, and here are a few you might encounter:

1. The Overly Ambitious Bio

You know the type: "I’m an astronaut, part-time lion tamer, and I once saved a kitten from a burning building while climbing Mount Everest." Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England. Gits with these bios often leave little to the imagination and even less to reality.

2. The Emoji Bandit

Nothing screams git louder than someone who communicates exclusively through emojis. Sure, emojis can add some spice to a conversation, but when your entire chat resembles a toddler’s finger painting, it’s time to reevaluate your approach. 🐠🌈🍕

3. The Ghoster

Ah, the ghosting git. They’ll hit you with the best pick-up lines, flirt like there’s no tomorrow, and then vanish faster than a magician’s rabbit. Ghosters are the Houdinis of dating – they’ll leave you wondering what you did wrong while they’re off conjuring up someone else’s attention.

4. The Photo Filter Fanatic

If you see more filters on someone’s profile than in a coffee shop, you might be dealing with a git. These are the folks who could probably take a picture with Bigfoot and still make it look like a glamorous vacation. Reality check: People want to meet the real you, not your fourth cousin’s dog in a rainbow filter.

Now that we've identified the local gits in the dating ecosystem, how do you navigate this bizarre jungle? Here are a few tips:

  1. Keep Your Radar On: Look out for red flags in conversations. If they claim they're a professional skydiver but don't know how to spell 'parachute,' it might be time to move on.
  2. Don’t Be a Git Yourself: Treat others with respect. If you’re going to unleash your inner git, at least make it entertaining!
  3. Use Avatars Wisely: Many people don’t feel comfortable showing their real face at first. Embrace anonymity and express yourself through creative avatars instead. It’s a game-changer.

Embrace the Gits!

The online dating world may be full of gits, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find genuine connections. Just remember to laugh off the absurdity, celebrate the quirks, and keep swiping with an open heart and a skeptical mind. Who knows? You might just stumble upon someone who isn’t a git at all.

Happy hunting, fellow adventurers!


Zoe Morris,
Blog Writer, AntiLand Team