Feind: Where Friendships Go to Die

Let’s talk about the feind. No, not the creepy dude in your neighborhood or the weird neighbor who always seems to linger a bit too long. We’re diving deep into the world of feinds—those friends who secretly wish for your social downfall.

Picture this: you're scrolling through your phone in a moment of boredom and thinking, "I could really use a friend who is both supportive and sarcastic enough to remind me of my life choices." Enter the feind!

What the Heck is a Feind?

A feind is that friend who supposedly has your back but really acts like a villain in your social saga. They’re the ones who cheer you on from the sidelines while quietly plotting your demise in the friend department. They might give you unsolicited advice like, "Maybe you should stick to online dating since you clearly can’t pick a decent human being in real life!" Ouch!

Types of Feinds

• The Backhanded Complimenter: "You look great today! For someone who usually doesn’t put in any effort!"
• The Challenger: "Oh, you wanna go for a run? I hope you can keep up with my pace because it’s a feindly competition!"
• The Hobgoblin: This feind haunts your social media, liking all the wrong posts and commenting with the emoji that makes you cringe.

How to Spot a Feind?

1. They only call when they need something. If your phone rings and it’s them, you can bet they’re either in trouble or want to vent about their latest drama.
2. Their jealousy shines brighter than your future. You land a job? They’ll remind you that anyone could have gotten it.
3. They invite you out but never pay. If they’re feasting on appetizers while you’re stuck with the bill, it’s time to reevaluate the friendship.

How to Deal with a Feind

1. Address them openly: Tell them they’re acting shady, and watch their face turn into a feindish grin.
2. Set boundaries: No more late-night texts about their ex; you’ve got your own drama to handle.
3. Transform or terminate: Depending on the degree of feindishness, you might want to gently break it off or try to transform your relationship into something more positive.

Embrace True Friendships

At the end of the day, everyone deserves friends that bring out the best in them! While feinds can be amusing to write about, they often leave a sour taste and an emotional hangover. So, ditch the feind and look for companions who uplift, support, and make you belly-laugh instead! And if you’re in search of genuine connections, check out the vibrant community of clubs and chat rooms that cater to every interest—just be mindful of the feinds lurking in the shadows!

Stay feind-free and fabulous!

Lily Murphy
Blog Writer, AntiLand Team