The Art of Con Calls: How to Win Friends and Influence Business in a Virtual World

Let’s face it, con calls (or conference calls, for the traditionalists out there) can be as exciting as watching paint dry. Yet, like it or not, we find ourselves dialing in on a regular basis, often surrounded by the comforting hum of background noise reminiscent of the distant sounds of a 1950s diner.

What is a Con Call?

A con call is like a family reunion, but instead of awkward conversations about your aunt’s cat, you’re discussing quarterly earnings with colleagues—who may be secretly hiding behind their screens in pajamas. It’s a remote gathering of minds, where people gather to pontificate and sometimes share too much information.

The Awkward Silence: A Ritual

Have you ever joined a con call and been met with an eerie silence that could rival a horror movie? You’re not alone! The awkward pause is as ingrained in the culture of con calls as the ever-so-annoying “Can you hear me?” question. Here’s a helpful tip: if you find yourself in this scenario, try not to stare at the clock ticking away your precious time. Instead, take that moment to casually scroll through your antiland app and see if anyone is up for a chat while you wait for someone to break the silence. Who knows? You might find a new friend or love interest!

Mastering the Mute Button

The mute button is your best friend, and your worst enemy. Utilize it wisely! Is your dog barking, or your roommate practicing their stand-up comedy routine? Mute! But beware of the pitfalls—you don’t want to be that person who forgets to unmute while making a passionate point about the quarterly budget. Imagine the horror of your colleagues hearing your secret stutter or, worse, your spaghetti dinner being slurped.

The Multi-tasking Trap

Ah, multitasking! The siren call of the digital age. While you may think you can answer emails, participate in a con call, and prepare dinner simultaneously, think again! You might find yourself nodding along to a conversation about market strategies while inadvertently sending a love letter to your latest crush on AntiLand. Just remember, your colleagues might catch you daydreaming about a magical date instead of the budget forecast. Oops!

Dress Code: Business on Top, Comfort Below

Let’s not kid ourselves. The true con call dress code is business casual from the waist up and pajama party from the waist down. Wear that snazzy shirt, but keep your fuzzy socks on the bottom! Just don’t stand up to grab that coffee when the camera is on—unless you want to send your colleagues into a fit of laughter or envy.

The Power of Avatars

Speaking of virtual worlds, did you know that avatars are the new trend in business? With platforms like AntiLand allowing users to express their unique personalities through avatars, why not incorporate this into your con calls? Imagine joining a meeting with a cute puppy avatar or a mythical creature—everyone would remember you for all the right reasons!

Conclusion: The Rise of the Con Call

As we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of remote work, let’s embrace the quirks of con calls. They may be awkward, but they also offer a chance to connect, share ideas, and laugh about the latest Zoom mishaps. The next time you find yourself on a con call, remember to embrace your inner comedian, utilize your mute button, and perhaps sneak in a quick chat on AntiLand between discussions. Who says business can’t be fun?

So here’s to the con call—the place where work meets hilarity, and where we can all come together (even if we’re wearing pajamas below the desk)!

Cheers!

Emily Turner, Blog Writer, AntiLand Team