Am I Drunk? The Ultimate Guide to Finding Out

So, you’re at a party, the music is bumping, your friends are laughing, and suddenly you find yourself pondering the classic existential question: Am I drunk? It’s a query as deep as the ocean (or maybe just as deep as your last cocktail) and one we’ve all asked ourselves at least once—especially when that wine glass seems to magically refill itself.

Let’s dive into the signs that say, "yes, you’ve crossed the line between tipsy and trashed" or "no, you’re just having a really great time!"

1. The Tilt Test

First off, perform the Tilt Test. Stand up straight and slowly tilt your head sideways. If you feel like you might just tip over like a poorly placed Jenga tower, congratulations! You might be under the influence.

2. Dance Moves or Spazzy Robot?

Can you bust out the moonwalk, or are you more like a malfunctioning robot? If your dance moves resemble a chicken on a hot plate, it’s a strong indicator that the cocktails have gone to your head!

3. The Slurred Speech Symphony

Listen closely to yourself. If you start mixing up your words like a slurpy blender in a smoothie shop, it might be time to evaluate your alcohol intake. Remember, if you can’t pronounce “vodka” without sounding like a toddler, you might be drunk.

4. Emotional Rollercoaster

Are you suddenly feeling like you could write the next great romantic novel or weep over a sad cat video? Alcohol is known for turning you into a mini Shakespeare or a weepy kitten lover. If your emotions are swinging like a pendulum, it’s possible you’ve had one too many.

5. The Great Memory Blackout

Wondering how you ended up in the bathroom taking selfies with the toilet paper? If you can’t recall chunks of your night, it’s safe to say, you might be more drunk than you think. (Pro tip: Avoid sharing those selfies on social media!)

6. The Bathroom Dash

Ever noticed how the bathroom seems to become your best friend after a few drinks? If you're making frequent trips to the loo, your body may be telling you to take it easy on those shots.

7. The ‘Am I Drunk’ Google Search

And if all else fails, you might be staring at your phone, types like a pro, "am I drunk?" If you're already googling it, chances are you should probably just lay off the booze and order a glass of water!

Conclusion

So, the next time you find yourself wondering, am I drunk?, remember these tips. And if all signs point to yes, it might be time to call a friend for a ride home. Stay safe, and always drink responsibly!

Cheers!

Ava Greene, Blog Writer, antiland Team