IamnotPigmunk👀

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About me

I’m secretly a sentient beard piloting this sad excuse of a flesh mech 🤫

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That’s how I felt when I first started talking them like ten years ago. I didn’t feel anything, and to me it was just much worse than being depressed. I wasn’t me anymore

Pain just becomes just another thing, I’d much rather have peace

Makes sense, almost in the same reason people like being scared. Gets all the nerves and such firing and flowing

Yes, and we don’t need to elaborate

If I had a pet tortoise 🐢, I’d name it Top Hat 🎩

Those have to be activation words forsome sleeper super soldier

Maybe, perhaps one trained in the arts of the ninja 🥷 🐢

The thing future generations will never fully grasp at how normal yet liminal it was for Vanilla Ice to just play himself in a live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

I’m just gonna drink some orange smash drinks til I can’t feel feelings no more 🍻

Cheers all and all though 🍻

Until they do

Heyas

Most puppies are so cute tho

I can’t deny that

🫶

We’ve always been told “One must imagine Sisyphus happy” but know that Icarus laughed as he fell.

It’s a coors in a leather coozie

I got it as a groomsman gift last weekend! It’s neat af

Cheers 🍻

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