There was once a farmer he was out standing in his field
I knew a fish that could break dance! Only for about 20 seconds though... and only once.
Every time I take him out to play fetch, he has a seizure.
Imagine walking into a bar and finding a long queue of people waiting to hit you... that's the punchline.
What do you call a ghost bee?
I dont know, what do you you call a ghost bee? 🙂
It's a ghost i wouldnt run away from
There's a new book on constipation, but it hasn't come out yet....
They say 35 people suffer from a chronic illness... does that mean 2 of them enjoy it?
You can always say no to drugs.. if you're talking to them though, you might have said yes already...
I told my psychiatrist that I was hallucinating. He told me that I dont have a psychiatrist...
I found out that friends can be a lot like snow... if you pee on them they disappear....
Lol, for the sake of the joke in the dad joke room, yes they do 😅
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
What do you call a ghost bee?
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
>>> Not screaming and yelling like the passeng...
A golden oldie.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle??
Hola, cómo están? Todos hablan ingles?
How are women like dog poop
The older they get the easier they are to pick up 😆
